and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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