That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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