Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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