high people should be assigned attendants
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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