batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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