Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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