I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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