matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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