I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
how can u be prego again
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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