Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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