i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
