at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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