I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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