Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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