there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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