did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
