At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize