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My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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