4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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