ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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