Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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