Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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