I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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