they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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