So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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