I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Life without a bra equals bliss.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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