the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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