I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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