She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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