hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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