i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I had to cum in my sink.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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