ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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