All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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