So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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