what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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