just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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