I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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