it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
