fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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