I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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