His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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