well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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