the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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