I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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