Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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