Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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