i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
