are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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