it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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