Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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