im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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