I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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