in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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