question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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