did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You're so nebulous sometimes
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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