I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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