I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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